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my last 7 tweets provided me with an interesting dichotomy on the subject of musical eccentricity [read them backwards, unless you’re Guy Pierce]:

gwabbawabba BECAUSE CRAIG FINN GET IT 4 minutes ago from web

warrenellis You may have heard of “music” from the name of your MTV, or Music TV, which does not play any music. 8 minutes ago from twhirl

warrenellis I am talking about music, which is a series of sounds they put behind television advertisements in your country. 9 minutes ago from twhirl

warrenellis Oh, hold on. There’s an American tv show of the same name that I’ve never watched, isn’t there? 9 minutes ago from twhirl

warrenellis In answer to queries from various people who are obviously younger than some of my socks: the six-minute version is on the eponymous album. 11 minutes ago from twhirl

warrenellis The six-minute version of “Heroes” is still one of the best things ever. 16 minutes ago from twhirl

gwabbawabba I just now realized how amusing it is that @mewska scored her ticket to the Hold Steady show off of craig’s list. Think about it, kids. 38 minutes ago from web

jollywilco: alright, later dude. catch you for lunch
[fo]goatboy: oh yeah
[fo]goatboy: 1
[fo]goatboy: meet at the place
[fo]goatboy: or other wise?
jollywilco: ya
jollywilco: UBERBURGER
[fo]goatboy: cool
[fo]goatboy: UBER
jollywilco: did i show you Kuma’s new burger?
[fo]goatboy: ohhh
[fo]goatboy: no
[fo]goatboy is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
jollywilco: http://tinyurl.com/9wz65a
jollywilco: it’s … it’s something i have to try
[fo]goatboy: can’t browse, in game.
jollywilco: k
[fo]goatboy: can you…copy/paste the description?
[fo]goatboy is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
jollywilco: i will chat it to you
[fo]goatboy: shit son we are CHATTING
jollywilco: The special burger this month at Kuma’s Corner in Chicago is called the #@(*&%^ Blagojevich, in honor of the Blagovich scandal
jollywilco: a 10-ounce patty, thick sliced bologna, and yellow mustard between two grilled cheese sandwiches
jollywilco: I REPEAT - THEY ARE USING SANDWICHES TO MAKE A SANDWICH
[fo]goatboy: l;kffklqjdfkl’ejkl’ qwejkljwekijweiojwfjiowjiofjwoeijkljkl;ejf’ijq’kjqfopjodijo
[fo]goatboy: OH GOD
[fo]goatboy: WHAT
[fo]goatboy: BUT
[fo]goatboy: WHAT
jollywilco: cheese sandwiches made with American cheese and Wonder Bread
jollywilco: cheese sandwiches made with American cheese and Wonder Bread
jollywilco: For the final touch, a large dollar sign is written on the “bun” in mustard.
[fo]goatboy: oh
[fo]goatboy: my
[fo]goatboy: god
[fo]goatboy: that is terrible
jollywilco: i have to try it
[fo]goatboy: dude chat that to ben
jollywilco: i will chat that

Greg: I am nervous dog I got my first guitar class tonight
Roger: why oh! cool!! dude, you’re totally a guitar hero \m/ >_< \m/
Greg: just a beginner’s course and I am probably better off than most by having a good grasp of guitar physics and procedure as well as a sense of harmony
Roger: you should say that exact sentence to every person in class who tries to start a conversation with you each time :D
Greg: yo fuck you alright pal?
Roger: hahahahahaha

the fact that i associate Addison St with Wrigleyville: Addison was named for British Physician Thomas Addison, who discovered a disease in which insufficient amounts of steroid hormones are produced.

Wrigleyville has, in fact, enough steroid hormones to go around, am-i-rite